meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

cliterallysame:

*looks at bank account and cries*

(Source: literallysame)

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath)